So not necessary.

Not needed.
Seriously.
Nobody needs a pen that looks anything remotely like this… ever.

Add this to the list of things I don’t ever need…. will ya?

A wishing well that “wishes well” to the happy couple… does that not just make you want to puke?  I think it’s supposed to be a way for couples to ask for money donations at their weddings.  Isn’t there a beter way to beg for change?

More Bachelorette Crap…

What does this even mean?

“Miss Sexual?” Huh?  What?
That is not even a good joke-award.

Once again, we have found another bachelorette gift that is equally as tacky as the infamous “condom outfit” – which is just classic tacky crap.

Handy for those ballads…

Hey – here’s a great idea: don’t you wish that your wedding had sort of a 80’s hair-rock concert feel?  Like – your ideal wedding environment would rival the (very romantic) cigarette & pot smoke/Budweiser/hairspray/popcorn/fake leather smell in the air that accompanies venues used for the 1986 Motely Crue tour?  Well – it’s your lucky day.  Now you can have your rock-ballad, and burn your fingers with too…

Not that I even really need to say it, but – this would go perfect with a wedding slow-dance to “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.” (I hear Bret Micheals is available, and hard-up for some work… I would bet that you could book him pretty cheap.)