1) Like your car? Like your wedding? Like gigantic stickers for cars and weddings? Well, look no further…
2) Worried about carrying your cell phone while walking down the aisle? Worry no more…
3) Or… what about giving out chocoloate to your guests as favors to take home enjoy? Or, better yet – if the chocolate is in the shape of something you like, you could even use it as a cake topper.
If this sounds like a good idea to you, I beg of you, do NOT use the chocolate shape below:
Now… for those who cannot tell – this is a chocolate beaver. I kid you not…
I’m also trying to picture this as a cake topper… it looks like somebody took a dump on a cake, is what I’m thinking.
And, what will they say when people say that? “Oh, no – it’s a beaver!”
Oh yeah, that sounds much better.
Honestly, that chocolate beaver looks more appetizing than a cake modeled after Jabba here…
He’s f-ing disgusting, and the Princess isn’t looking like her usual self either. Of the two of them – why make him the more detailed one???
Or for that matter… PIGS????
Sorry to just keep them coming… they just keep popping out me! Disgusting blobs being used as cake toppers!
4) Next subject… Do not use your wedding dress as a billboard… does this really have to be said?
5) This one is unprecedented, truly… DO NOT… buy an air gun that shoots teddy bears at your guests (or anyone else for that matter.)
6) I have saved the best for last…
DO NOT… EVER… do your wedding shopping from this store…
